Category: Joke Board
Man says "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would
you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I had asked for German bratwust, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I had asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or,
if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya? Would ya? Would ya?
The clerk says, "Well no."
"If I asked for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish? Because, I ask for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
lol. hahahahaha. i like it a lot
lol
Good one, Bob! I had no idea where that was going. Lou